Ask The Suniverse on FnS – Vol 1 Edition 2
Confused? Uncertain? Worried you’re not quite fresh enough down there? I’m here to solve your problems. As an oldest child, I’m dedicated to bossing people around. As an overeducated degree collector,...
View ArticleEAT THIS! Oprah’s Favorite Cookies (not that Oprah)
Eat This! on Funny not Slutty – Real recipes, made real funny. By Suniverse ~ That’s right, bitches – I bake, too. Makes about 4 dozen [I got 46 and am desperately trying to let go of the fact that...
View ArticleAsk The Suniverse on FnS – Vol. 1 Edition 5
Confused? Uncertain? Worried that you’re not quite fresh enough down there? I’m here to solve all your problems. As an oldest child, I’m quite used to bossing people around and telling them what to...
View ArticleAsk The Suniverse on FnS – Vol. 1 Edition 6
Confused? Uncertain? Worried that you’re not quite fresh enough down there? I’m here to solve all your problems. As an oldest child, I’m quite used to bossing people around and telling them what to...
View ArticleAsk The Suniverse on FnS – Vol. 1 Edition 8
Confused? Uncertain? Worried you’re not quite fresh enough down there? I’m here to solve your problems. As an oldest child, I’m dedicated to bossing people around. As an overeducated degree collector,...
View ArticleAsk The Suniverse on FnS – Vol. 1 Edition 9
Dear Suniverse, What is our purpose for living on planet Earth? Wondering, There’s Got to Be a Point, Right? Dear Pointy, Of course there’s a point. If we weren’t on planet Earth, we’d be stuck on...
View ArticleAsk The Suniverse on FnS – Vol. 1 Edition 10
Dear Suniverse: Have you ever noticed that people who dislike olives are assholes? I mean, olives are awesome. They’re tasty and salty and you can stuff other food such as garlic or cheese inside...
View ArticleAsk The Suniverse on FnS – Vol. 1 Edition 11
Dear Suniverse, How can I make enough money so I don’t have to go to work tomorrow? Sadly Not a Trust Fund Baby Dear Worker Bee, This is the question we all ask ourselves when we finally run out...
View ArticleAsk The Suniverse on FnS – Vol. 1 Edition 12
Dear Suniverse, Although I’m quite the “as a matter of fact, yes this dildo IS awesome” online, I am quite the opposite in real life — or at least, with people I do not know. Whether I pack my special...
View ArticleFunny Not Slutty Best on the Planet Winners!
Sponsored by The Louise Log 1. Funniest Comedian on the Planet – Female Tina Fey – Winner! 2. Funniest Comedian on the Planet – Male Louis CK – Winner! 3. Funniest Actress/Actor on the Planet –...
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